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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."

"Y'all hear the one about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison? The police are searching for a small medium at large."

"Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans."

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."

"What's the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing."

"Once you go black... ..you become a single mother. ^^^sorry"

"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."

"Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells? ""No"" ""Well, well, well...."""

"[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"