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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."

"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"

"If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Road Runner cartoon."

"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"

"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."

"Confucius says... ""He who goes to bed with an itchy butt, wakes up with chicken fingers!"""