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Joke of the Day

"Freak parents out on Facebook by posting, ""Just read a health article about how a camera flash causes diabetes in kids under the age of 10."""

"What do you call a laughing labradoodle? A snickerdoodle."

"Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit? He was gelded."

"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"After finishing my pint really quickly, the barman told me to calm down. I said, ""You're telling me? You just drunk my pint!"""

"What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors"

"I called in a reserve player... from the wrong team! Whoops, wrong sub"

"I got the eye of the tiger ... and a lifetime ban from my local zoo."

"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"