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Joke of the Day

"Freak parents out on Facebook by posting, ""Just read a health article about how a camera flash causes diabetes in kids under the age of 10."""

"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!""nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now"

"What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog? They both got a wet nose."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year!"

"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"People keep coming up to me & saying ""You have the right amount of hair my son."" Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??"

"A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police . . . . . . . They're the police you racist cunt."

"Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before."

"Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors."