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Joke of the Day
"I just realized why many women love douche bags... It's the only thing that gets them wet."
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"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"
"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."
"A Mexican man contended in the Olympics He won a gold medal in the ""Jump and run"" event."
"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""
"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."
"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."
"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."
"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"
"PLEASE PEOPLE: Don't forget to ""like"" before you copy & paste. Thank you."