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Joke of the Day

"Switzerland on Austrians: ""Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?"" ""So that they can't raise it upside-down"""

"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"

"Step on a crack, break your momma's back! So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said ""Why didn't your back break, mom?"" ""You're adopted."""

"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"

"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"

"The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the water to boil..."

"A blind man walks into a bar I'll have a glass of wine, he says. Red or white, the bartender asks. It doesn't matter, he answers, I'm blind."

"What is a teenage girl's best friend? Passive-Aggression"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"