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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."
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"Work meeting Boss: it's come to my attention that someone has been eating out of the trash! Everyone, including his pet raccoon looks at me"
"A man was found dead eight years after committing suicide Sort of proves his point, doesn't it?"
"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine."
"If a buzzing insect saw the alphabet, would... a bee see?"
"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."
"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."
"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."
"Fogged up my monocle while eating a soft-boiled egg. Had quite a chuckle. I imagine I won't forget it anytime soon."
"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."