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Joke of the Day

"TIL the French flag is traditionally made with Velcro So they could remove the red and blue bits in times of war"

"""God is dead."" -Nietzsche ""God is Dad!"" -Jesus ""God IS, dude..."" -Stoners"

"One thing's for sure: People who don't know the difference between ""Your"" and ""You're"" and ""To"" and ""Too"" have strong opinions on Facebook."

"I never thought I'd meet the man of my dreams while I was out running errands in sweat pants with no make-up on. And I was right"

"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."

"Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )"

"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."

"I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance... They said if my tent gets stolen, I'll no longer be covered."