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Joke of the Day

"I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance... They said if my tent gets stolen, I'll no longer be covered."

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"

"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."

"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"

"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""

"Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women."

"Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants"

"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."

"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"