191719

Joke of the Day

"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."

"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"Whenever I'm on a flight and a bald person sits next to me, it takes a ton of willpower not to draw on their head when they are sleep."

"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"

"I found out the other day my sister was arrested for bestiality Well, just call me a monkey's uncle.... Credit to Stewart Francis"

"I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys."

"Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted."