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Joke of the Day
"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."
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"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."
"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""
"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""
"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"
"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."
"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"
"What is punctuation's favorite curry? L&a"
"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"
"You have no idea how happy I get when phone rings and it's you. the microwave beeps and the food is ready."