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Joke of the Day

"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out ""B-52"""

"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."

"Nobody I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this"

"Q: Where does Santa stash his money? A: In a snowbank."

"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"

"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"

"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates: Eventually it will kill your dog."