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Joke of the Day

"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."

"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"

"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisey noise annoys an oyster!"

"Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home..."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ....."

"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."

"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now."

"Donald Trump ""is intensely loyal...he will never let you down."" .... - his third wife"

"Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said."""