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Joke of the Day
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."
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"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."
"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""
"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."
"Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell"
"Two white guys, Tyronne and D'Andre, walk into a bar... What? That could happen, you racist!"
"I just want to be wealthy enough to leave notes for the house-sitter like ""If the puma seems restless, let him splash in the Jacuzzi a bit."""
"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"
"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"
"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."