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Joke of the Day
"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."
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"So I found out a new way to piss people off"
"I was asked today why I thought Kim Kardashian & Kanye West would break up. I replied ""dunno, but they're BOUND 2 EVENTUALLY"" I hate myself."
"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."
"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"
"I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up.."
"How do British people explain a period..? Bloody Hell"
"The first thing I thought when I saw that House Republicans wanted more Congressional Bengazzara hearings... ""This seems a bit much, wasn't *that* bad as Jackie Treehorn"""
"I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too."
"What do you call a gay club in the 70's? Phallic! at the Disco"