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Joke of the Day
"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."
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"What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final? A referee"
"The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe."
"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government. One of them is organised."
"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"
"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."
"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."
"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."