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Joke of the Day
"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"
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"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid... ...but my parents told me the sky was the limit."
"My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle."
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."
"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."
"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
"I'm agender and that gender is male"
"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."
"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."