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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I said your mom's beef stroganoff was stroganawful."
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"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"
"Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They're still gone and that was weird advice."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"
"I'm still a virgin because I'm waiting for someone special. I have a retard fetish."
"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by... The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him."
"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."
"What did the policeman say to his stomach? ""You're under a vest!"""
"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."