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Joke of the Day

"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."

"I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?"

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"

"Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined"

"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"

"Appendi Appendii Appendiii Appendiv Appendv Appendvi Appendvii Appendviii Appendix"

"I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments"

"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""

"I am a level 5 vegan.... I cant eat anything that casts a shadow."