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Joke of the Day

"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."

"Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag."

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"Helped my kid pick out a ""famous past explorer"" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"

"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."

"QUESTION: What is the difference between a ""Battery"" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side."

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead."

"I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro..."