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Joke of the Day

"Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long"

"Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?"

"What do you call a group of militant feminists? A Militia Etheridge"

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction!"

"I get wetter as you get dryer. What am I? A necrophiliac."

"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."

"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"

"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."