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Joke of the Day
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."
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"*Bruno Mars on the radio* Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? Brain: Just say, YES! Me: Has the pin been pulled? Brain: Idiot!"
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em? Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww"
"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."
"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""
"9 out of 10 dentists agree: golf is a fantastic way to avoid raising your children."
"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."
"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"