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Joke of the Day
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"
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"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"Just took an acting class.... Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player"
"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."
"That's not what he meant!"
"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"
"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."
"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."
"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."
"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"