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Joke of the Day

"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and says ""Give me a beer and a mop"""

"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."

"Similar to the mile high club, Whats it called when you jack off in an airplane? It's still the mile high club, but its just the single aviator's division."

"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"

"Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan? Because they are such Kling-ons."

"What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!"

"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year"

"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."