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Joke of the Day
"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."
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"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"
"When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch 1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust you make lemon meringue"
"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"
"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"
"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""
"Say what you want about porn stars... but they work hard, right up until the moment they get off."
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."