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Joke of the Day

"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."

"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."

"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."

"What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other."

"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish. Press 3 for Spanglish with Adam Sandler. Press 4 for Gibberish with Flava Fav. Press # for ham."

"What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear"

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."

"I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas."

"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."