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"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"
"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."
"What is woman spelled backwards? Kitchen"
"When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!"
"My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat"
"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"
"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
"What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? Luters."
"Lord of the Rings: A Shortened Version -Give me the ring. -No."