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Joke of the Day
"What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump-kin"
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"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."
"If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?"
"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."
"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""
"Me: Wanna go out? Her: You're not Black Me: I'm Jewish. We've been persecuted more than them. Her: ... Me: That's not why you like them?"
"What did the lipstick and the eye-shadow do after they got into a fight? Had makeup sex"
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."
"99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets. It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire"