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Joke of the Day

"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"

"Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers."

"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."

"I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell."

"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard."

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."