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Joke of the Day

"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"

"Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation."

"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."

"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"

"My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever."

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"I was in a bank yesterday and all the money just floated out the door by itself. It was a polterheist."

"Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert? Because it's Camel-flaged..."