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Joke of the Day
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!"
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"They say us men all think with our dicks... but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind."
"Sweet Wife: Do you love me.... Sweet Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? Naughty Husband: Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you."
"Circle? Donut! Triangle? Pizza! Cylinder? Tater tot! - me teaching our 2yr old shapes"
"Whats the best part about twenty-three year old's. There's twenty of them"
"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."
"He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit."
"What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah? Oprahs Black"
"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."