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Joke of the Day

"I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape."

"What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect? An ironing board."

"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"

"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."

"""I want a guy who treats me right, listens to me and makes me feel good. But until then, I'll keep dating a$$holes and complaining."" Women"

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. What do I have? Someone else's pants."

"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."

"How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!"