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Joke of the Day
"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."
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"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."
"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"
"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"Whenever I hear brick I always yell out ""HOUSE!"" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games"
"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"