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Joke of the Day
"Babe are you a clock? Cause you're the bomb"
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"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."
"Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"
"GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet! WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf"
"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"
"Go to a botanical garden? Haha, yeah, okay. Like I want to pay money to walk through a giant salad"
"Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!"
"LOL at people with only 99 problems What's that like?"
"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."