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Joke of the Day
"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"
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"What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi"
"[on the way to the hospital] GF: ""let me get this straight. You thoug-"" Me: I thought that the mouse trap would detect that I am not a mouse"
"Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."
"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"
"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"
"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."
"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."