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Joke of the Day
"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"
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"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"
"A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor said. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I''m trying to examine you!"""
"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""
"Date - ""I really dig intellectuals"" Me - ""oh yeah? well check this out babe"" [counts to 17]"
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."
"The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it had a silent pee."