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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"

"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"

"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."

"Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ? Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //"

"How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?"

"How do you trap an elephant?! You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole."

"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."

"Did you hear about the feminist light bulb? It empowers itself"