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Joke of the Day

"Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot."

"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."

"How to break up with a single dad whose kid gets along with yours: I don't want to date you, but I'd like to keep play dating you."

"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"

"I'll never forget my wife's last words ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"""

"Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge."

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"

"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."

"This poster that says ""Green Day: Sold Out"" is right in two ways"