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Joke of the Day
"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"
Next Joke
"Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly."
"[caught hiding something in the garbage] gf: are you eating hot wings again? me: no gf: oh really, then touch your eyes me: god damnit"
"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"
"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."
"If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, ""Guys we totally suck at losing money."""
"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"