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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I went out and got drunk."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They both got 6 months."
"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."
"Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week"
"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."