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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"
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"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said ""I'm sorry, but you're just too immature."" I looked her dead in the face and said ""Get the fuck outa my treehouse!"""
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."
"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"
"Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers."
"Q: What do teddy bears like to have in their houses? A: Fur-niture."
"Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise."
"If you were killed by a cop... ..which store would you want looted in your memory?"
"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"