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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do teddy bears like to have in their houses? A: Fur-niture."

"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."

"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."

"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."

"Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms? Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance."

"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."

"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"

"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"

"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."