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Joke of the Day
"If you were killed by a cop... ..which store would you want looted in your memory?"
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"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."
"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day Whale Oil Beef Hooked Now say it very fast"
"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"
"Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!"
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings It's a complex complex complex."
"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."
"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."