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Joke of the Day
"Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling Suspects on the lamb"
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"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."
"I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called ""101 ways to improve your confidence"". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......"
"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."
"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."
"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""
"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"
"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."
"You're either a dog person or a non person."