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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ghost detective? An Inspectre"

"So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad."

"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"

"I think my dad messed up the ""birds & bees"" talk when I was a kid because now I can't look at a sparrow without getting horny."

"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"

"I rented The Interview on ITunes tonight. I have to say it was the most boring movie I've ever seen. Two hours into it and it still isn't ready to play."

"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"

"VENOM: Time to meet your maker! SPIDER-MAN: The radioactive spider? VENOM: No, like- SPIDER-MAN: My dad? Cuz he's dead. Wow, ur a douche."

"What do star wars and the U.K. have in common? They both abandoned the EU"

"You can never trust someone from Chernobyl. Most of them are two-faced."