187440

Joke of the Day

"Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like"

"I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only... ...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to every Juan!? *badumtss*"

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"I bought some powdered water I don't know what to add."

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."

"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."

"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"

"The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s."