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Joke of the Day

"""How much for this melted ghost?"" Sir that's a bed sheet ""You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"" This is a Macys"

"At what age do you tell a highway it's adopted???"

"My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science."

"The kids are asking why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house today. Spiked their morning OJ with vodka so we are on the same page."

"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts"

"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"

"Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits."

"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"

"Really discouraging that there's still bald people in sci fi movies."

"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."