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"Acid... The taste you can see!"
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"How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne"
"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"
"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends [dark] A Sandy hook survivor. C.o. my fucked up cousin"
"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""