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Joke of the Day

"Dilemma If you had to choose between your wife or a million dollars, which car would you buy first?"

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"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""
"What did one little lesbian frog say to the other? ""We really do taste like chicken!"""
"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite country? M'laysia"
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"
"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."
"Subway wasn't the only thing Jared Fogle was eating fresh"
"I really hate arguments about fractions. They're divisive."
"There'd be no reason to see a doctor if WebMD gave out prescriptions."