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Joke of the Day
"There'd be no reason to see a doctor if WebMD gave out prescriptions."
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"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"
"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""
"Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ? Chairman Lmao"
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"What do you call a Yugoslavian Pimp? Yasalivason Medickubitch"
"I Saved A Life Today. It looks great in my cereal box collection."
"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"
"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."
"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."