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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"
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"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."
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"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."
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