87713
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a toddler and a handgun? A handgun can't suck a dick."
Next Joke
"<- sleeps well with others"
"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."
"Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground orgy. It was in tents."
"Observational humor isn't funny See?"
"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."
"Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell menage a trois she's gonna want to know why."
"""She's got legs. She knows how to use them."" ""So she's ambulatory then?"" ""... I guess?"" ""And is that really all you're looking for?"""
"Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup? Anyone can mash potatoes!"
"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."