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Joke of the Day

"Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean."

"What are nuts on a wall? NSFW Wallnuts. What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth!"

"I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me."

"When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, ""Not again."""

"My mum told this hilarious joke whilst we were taking groceries into the flat ""Take multiple trips"""

"I'm so sick of this debate. Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?"

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo..."

"Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture."

"*beats a guitar hero song on expert mode* *changes Twitter bio to ""musician/songwriter""*"

"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"