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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear"

"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."

"What has four legs and is made out of wood? A horse."

"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"

"Pretentious? Moi?"

"I wanted my girlfriend to give me some time alone so we got married."

"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."

"Why does carpet never make a sound? It's the world's quietest pervert."

"So funny how ""go to sleep"" and ""do parkour"" sound exactly the same to kids."